The Knights who say "Ni"

Drive south on I35 through Dallas and you cannot miss Medieval Times. An imposing but patently faux castle set between the gas stations and office buildings. Not quite as kitschy as a Renaissance Faire (but a close second), the good people at MT run as many as three shows per day and generally seem to sell out. Scripted battles with little historical context with more in common with Brothers Grimm than anything. But good entertainment none-the-less, squeaky voiced damsel in distress aside. And the food was actually not all that bad! "Would m'laud care to pay another visit?". Maybe, if only for the paper crown...